Pete Browning about 1877. Is this the best 19th Century player not in Cooperstown?
Alright, I’ve had enough of this. I’ve decided the Hall of Fame is picking on me specifically. They chose Deacon White for the Hall of Fame. “But, wait,” I hear you say, “Didn’t you support White for the Hall? Didn’t you call him ‘The Best 19th Century Player not in the Hall’?” That’s exactly the problem.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to pick a “Best 19th Century Player not in the Hall”? Do you? For 10 years I could wake up with the comfort of knowing I had White and the Hall didn’t. I wasn’t going to have to sweat over a big thick book of stats or stare at long columns of numbers online. I wasn’t going to have to read florid journals written in 19th Century style about base ball (19th Century spelling). I was able to simply get up in the morning and go about my business.
But then the Hall of Fame struck. It aimed its barb directly at me and elected White. My God, Cooperstown, how fair was that? What were you thinking?
Now I have to go back to the books, the long columns of figures, the 19th Century journals, and start a new search for “The Best 19th Century Player not in the Hall.” Do you have any idea how hard that’s going to be? I’ve going to have to go over the career of the likes of Tommy Bond and Bob Carruthers, of Mike Tiernan and Harry Stovey, of Pete Browning and Cal McVey. And that’s assuming I leave off guys like Bill Dahlen who spent about half their career in the 20th Century or guys like Joe Start who played for the Atlantic in the 1860s.
Curse you, Cooperstown, for complicating my world. I take it personally (there’s no paranoia in my family; I have it all).
Tags: Bill Dahlen, Bob Carruthers, Cal McVey, Deacon White, Harry Stove, Joe Start, Mike Tiernan, Pete Browning, Tommy Bond
Verdun2's Blog 
December 9, 2012 at 11:33 am
How about adding George Van Haltren to the list? Or Cupid Childs (great name!) Yeah, you could be busy for a while. 🙂
December 24, 2012 at 6:48 am
As a paranoid person, I enjoyed this. As a person who enjoys witty and tongue-in-cheek writing, I enjoyed it, as well.
Have you ever been a sports columnist? If not, you should have been. I was a sportswriter (I covered local high school basketball and bowling, with some high school swimming and wrestling thrown in there, as well). Our columnists never wrote anything even half as witty as this, V.
Glen
December 24, 2012 at 8:19 am
Closest I came to a sports column was to cover the baseball team for my high school newspaper.Thanks for the comment.
v